stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
stitchesgirl12 tells us more.
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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Comments (106)
joanleesimone 2
Fiber. Get some.
Tom925 8
Well that's pretty shitty.
sprints54 19
Hernia surgery?
GAMERZxxHD 25
I can only imagine the FML story behind how you got those stitches.
QuincyMcgee 3
I felt that.
Ice_Cold_Llama 17
I ripped my bitch's stitches while I was pounding her ass
xluciferx666 21
You gotta be careful when going Super Saiyan
imbedderdenu 23
That's why the recommend stool softener after surgery Homes.....Good luck n all
weeyin12 24
Are you the same OP as “burnswhenipee”? You're both from Ontario, Canada! And it would explain how you could rip your stitches so easily!
Maycontainnuts 17
Did you get them from climbing a fence?