stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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Comments (106)
amileah13 26
I'm not sure where your stitches were, but my butt just clenched at the thought of them ripping like that
Kitty_Kat44 31
Did you just happen to have a kid recently? Very painful!! #11 beat me to it.
VitalDistance 14
I can only imagine how awkward it'll be explaining to your doctor how they ripped.
Cassandra2015 21
At least we've got OHIP for such circumstances . Harper government is good for something
stitchesgirl12 10
Ha! Screw the Ontario health care system. My sewed up arm looks like a ******.
italiagirl411 2
I feel for you emotionally but what kind of butt surgery did you have? Or how hard do you strain yourself when pooping?!
chefnoel22 11
Where the hell were the stitches??
Colon_Man 17
In Canada.
Gillett 23
I know of some folk who have had c-section stitches open up like that! Pretty freaking dangerous. Sepsis could set in and cause some serious pain too. I'm praying you went to the hospital to get that taken care of!
buckdharma 38
A stitch in behind saves nine.
Tannasgh 22
I have heard of ripping a shit while in stitches...nice plot twist
Andrewski12 18
Maybe there were stitches in the arm and they ripped on the reach around.
lady_lipz 7
Lol! #37