stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
stitchesgirl12 tells us more.
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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Comments (106)
JustClaire95 13
Make sure to wipe gently
burninghotdog 9
Wtf and that's sad
GlasgowSneer 13
Ouch... I felt a sharp pain for you, man. Taking a shit is supposed to be relieving, not painful.
PrincesaColombia 19
that's a shi- *gets murdered by fml ninjas*
anabanana101 15
Uh where were your stitches
whalehellothere 16
i don't think i want to know where your stitches are.
rockwrench 18
You have me in stitches just reading this.
SydLovesLacey 18
Try more lube next time if you're doing anal. Then no need for a hospital visit. ?
AllSoul 23
Excuse me?
leopardwilliam 22
People are really overlooking the fact that they coulda been stomach stitches
False_Stupidity 42
What people are really overlooking is the two follow ups from the OP saying that the stitches were in her arm.
rayraydayday 15
Where were your stitches...