pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Loose fit
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Kylie
United States
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
pantydropper
United States
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
asdfghjkl
United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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brandoneyez1 25
How hard did you pull?
billiejoeinabox 7
Both of these comments are a mess.
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Comments (111)
kittie77 10
How did it end up in your hand if your underware is in your pants? Lol makes no sense.. Or am I missing something lol
brettzki 5
never had a wedgie?
PresidentNorth 16
Maybe OP was wearing a dress..
albinochipmunks 7
You're missing something.
kinky44 28
That must have been an atomic wedgie for you to need to pull that hard.
hamrtym 15
Why did u go inside? Maybe inside your pocket but not hand on undies. You pull from the outside of your clothes preferably while sitting down. Lean over, pluck pluck oh my wallet isn't in that pocket silly me. Go about your day.
Pussycat86 18
Loool, I liked the scenario and the sound effects of that comment! I read it in Eddie Murphy's voice :)
Nevracceptdefeat 26
I think thats a sign that you should go buy some new ones
buttcramp 21
I invest in good undies.
Honema 16
ur name says elsewise
buttcramp 21
"ur" not familiar with the reason this is my nickname. I have certain vitamin deficiencies and get cramps if I don't take my supplements. Still though, if you shop for your delicates in places that make high quality stuff (Victoria's Secret) you're less likely to find yourself in a situation like OP's.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
The panties I buy at Walmart last a lot longer than the ones I've bought at VS.
Celfyndel 16
The panties I bought from Walmart ripped apart in the wash. On regular setting. You must be lucky. I just buy them from Kholes or something now. The pairs I have from VS last pretty long as well. They're thin but durable!
Kamon97 23
OP you're gross
emirie 21
You're gross.
toaster123 11
no I'm gross...
Kamon97 23
I don't wear hand me down underwear and I don't pick my ass in public so ya not gross unlike you weirdos that disagree
syed121417 22
Who said it was a hand me down? It was just old
Capitan 15
Well I certainly have never heard of anything like this.
it__happens 17
Were you only wearing underwear? Because if you were wearing pants then how could they have fallen into your hands?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Maybe an upward motion? *shrugs*
worldclassrager 41
Well I sure hope you can find a store to buy a new pair as a replacement...
A_Perfect_Circle 12
You should of pulled it out through your pants, not reaching in there and grabbing a handful. hopefully you felt it in your hand and didn't pull it out. Sowwy Op
SnowFangedBeauty 19
sowwy was my thing Steven -.-
katties 27
1) it is gross pulling directly on your underwear and not to do it through the clothes 2) underwear doesn't cost much, especially if you don't really care how they look - I'm pretty sure you can afford some, they can cost way under a dollar. You see it pretty well when underwear is so old that it's about to rip, and you still went way over time, so YDI
brettzki 5
Where do you find underwear for under a dollar? Yard sales?
katties 27
Ew. You don't buy used underwear! Ebay, Amazon, sales in stores - I'm a student, I have to know where there is cheap stuff to be able to pay my rent