pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Loose fit
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Kylie
United States
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
pantydropper
United States
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
asdfghjkl
United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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brandoneyez1 25
How hard did you pull?
billiejoeinabox 7
Both of these comments are a mess.
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Comments (111)
olpally 33
Dirty. Hahaha. Please tell me you went home and changed.
Rag_dollxx 21
Why would she do that? Great excuse to go commando for the rest of the day.
DeeDeeJay 15
Time to buy some more
weveallbeenthere 30
WTF? how does that happen. you pull wedgies down to get it out of your ass crack, not up.
DrownedMyFish 18
Time to start going commando.
weveallbeenthere 30
she did after that.
MortenM 17
It's a real money saver
twentietwo 3
I hope you got away without too many people seeing it. Have a better day ahead!
menfearme 10
Those should've been retired some time ago. On the bright side, now you have the air conditioned, crotchless type. Perfect for a hot end of summer day. :)
Retrokitty 9
I think accidentally ripping your underwear is the worst of your problems. To grab hold of the underwear you would have had to stuff your hands down your pants.
MortenM 17
Technically she could be a stripper at work, which would make it less out of the ordinary to pull her panties
vietmanx 10
Jeez, so you had to go into your pants to pick at it?
Kiki242 19
This is one of the funniest fmls ever.
bosox29 14
i'm sorry but why would you still be wearing underwear that old? i mean i know all to well that times are hard for everyone right now but undies are really not that expensive. please everyone throw in a quarter to help op get a new pair of undies!