Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all. I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel. Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Today, my wife is pissed I bought a $600 drill set on sale for only $200, because the one I had wasn't strong enough for the job i just started at. Yet the $300 I just spent for her to go to a concert isn't even in a the equation. FML
Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
Today, a girl threatened to castrate me if I didn’t refund her for a remote control that SHE damaged. FML
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
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Top comments
catgrrl00 0
Wow, I enjoy how, in your haste to make yourself sound intellectually superior to the Valley girl, you totally screwed up what you were trying to say. And, seriously, if getting change thrown at you after completely insulting and likely belittling/mocking a customer to her face is traumatic enough for you to say FML, then you are surely living a charmed life. YDI for SURE!
IOwnedYou 0
Didn`t follow a word he said, can someone explain?
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Comments (143)
Slaught_fml 3
Incoherent FMLs shouldn't be posted. What was the mod thinking?
btuwo 0
I agree, what did the poster say exactly?
bigfootbighand 0
i have no idea what youre talking about at all, you make no ****** sense
Sipos 0
Wow. All the words are in english but the sentence as a whole certainly isn't.
tinyding 0
Pretty sure she meant to say it's a type of metal. Either way, I don't understand the other 90% of what you said.
plutosaplanet 0
I read this 3 times before I was even able to understand what I think happened. You had to deal with someone who spoke like a valley girl who didn't understand what you were tyring to tell her at your job (and most of us do deal with not so bright people on occasion) then she threw change at you. What I cannot for the life of me figure out is how this is an FML? It was written like a window licker and has left me angry at watsing my time reading it so many times to try to understand what you were getting at.
TaiKaliso 0
She shouldn't come in and tell you how to work, she shouldn't be renting a drill if she doesn't know how to use it. Then for her to throw her change at him, because her preppy spoiled rich ass thinks she's right? She deserves to die.
97currie 0
you knew her entire personality, just from this FML? that's skill. you ******* prick.
TimmyM 0
Boy, this FML was more confusing than that time I tried to work out what a hollerback girl was.
Zic_fml 7
My head. It hurts... a lot
cutiepi 0
this fml made me so confused.. i don't get it at all.