Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML
Today, I got served with a child support hearing. I've never met the woman suing and the person she’s going after has the same name as me. The court people told me not to worry, but those are famous last words and I know it. FML
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
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Top comments
Geoff_fml 0
still a virgin, wow, that is quite a feat these days, congrats, most people lose themselves in highschool, so tight
griffin3 0
Im still a virgin im 37 keep your head up
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Comments (62)
iGiveNoDamn 14
Ahaha sue d state for suing u...
KingreX32 21
wow how did the state screw that up. These are the people spending your tax dollars
Orchard 33
Well, can't help but see all the virgin comments. I waited until marriage personally. Anyway, OP this seems like you could clear this up by going to court and stating your claim while submitting to a paternity test if the mother of the child still claims that you be her baby daddy*. That should clear things right up. *poor use of grammar intended
missalice0306 19
I personally don't care what age you lose your virginity at, but don't make fun of others for it. On the other hand, that sucks about the lawsuit OP :(
TheSmartAss10 21
You don't need a lawyer just DNA For a paternity test
Mabonga 12
from you previous life
imhope 23
That's terrible. FTS
kingdomgirl94 29
people suck :/
tmart_67 12
Wellllll time to move to Mexico...
justnotfair145 8
Who's the money gonna be sent too!?!