Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML
Today, I got served with a child support hearing. I've never met the woman suing and the person she’s going after has the same name as me. The court people told me not to worry, but those are famous last words and I know it. FML
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
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Top comments
Geoff_fml 0
still a virgin, wow, that is quite a feat these days, congrats, most people lose themselves in highschool, so tight
griffin3 0
Im still a virgin im 37 keep your head up
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Comments (62)
necomni 0
More of a WTF than FML... o.0
ChaosChild 0
I'd call bull on that one. Give the court a call, to my knowledge things like that are delivered in person. Also there's no shame in being a virgin, it just means you were smart enough to actually wait for someone who loves you.
Anniebbyx3 1
lmao wtf?
LifeSUCKS143 0
I totally agree with #42. Go you for saving yourself! :D
lolacaust 0
damn chico/a? 22 and a virgin... FAIL
Ladiesman420 0
The real FML is that ur 22 and still a virgin lolz
collardgreens 0
If he's asexual it would be worse for him to be a 22 year old who isn't a virgin
alex_vik 1
To the people saying OP is ****** because they're a virgin at age 22 - Maybe OP has higher morals than you do? Ever think that not everyone wants to go out and get sexed up as soon as they can?
xsydbabyx 0
It's not bad to be a virgin at 22. He probably doesn't want to lose it to some ***** in the back of a car drunk like all the rest. And how come none of the posts are about the original FML? Sigh.
mylifenotyours 0
Dude... I'm going to speak from experience... Think before you lose your virginity because that 1st person...... Will ALWAYS be #1..... Just keep that in mind bro