Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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CaptainSaveAHoe 11
well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!
Ctrl_H 18
What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.
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Comments (93)
systemic 11
There's something about Mary...
rebel501 4
Creepy cute. But who am I to say. He must've been to clingy is his deal but a little too clingy of a gentleman
ishah 9
Are you SURE you live 100 miles away from him?
Ypetrol 11
1 how did he/she get you're address? 2 at least he/she show love have no distance
BaldoktheMystic 3
Aaaaaand that's when you move across the country.
rhcpgurl 18
lol that sucks but all jokes aside keep it as evidence for when you need to go to the police to get a restraining order
mgk115 6
You need to get a restraining order
Zebediabolical 45
I don't think one note is enough to get a restraining order. But hold on to it, the second note will show a pattern. Not that a restraining order will help to keep you safe, but it will show a pattern in court once he does something major enough to get arrested.
AGB10 19
Did it say "I know what you did last summer.."?
stitch23 6
Stalker