Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!
Ctrl_H 18
What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.
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Comments (93)
jmcr 27
Try talking to him in a public area that is over between you two if that doesnt work restraining orders are a great thing
frustratedcelt 18
Time to double that to 200 miles. At least. And don't register on the voting role, get your new mail redirected via the post office so you don't have to tell any neighbours where you now stay. Oh and buy a big dog. Good luck.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
You don't have to register to vote in the UK.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I'm pretty sure everyone has already recommended a restraining order, so Ill say something a little different, OP.....octopus
DDCA 24
Yes! It'll squirt him in the eye. Run OP, run!
pastispast 7
kick him in the balls
GrinchFu1 27
You must have made quite an impact!
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Call police, get restraining order
jazopalchris 14
Omg that's so creepy!!!!
andrinna 4
"Well I would walk 100 (500) miles, and I would walk 100 more" What a creeper.
DDCA 24
Ha ha ha ha! That's the best comment so far!
DDCA 24
#47: What do you think of this remix? "For I would walk 100 miles, and I would walk 100 more, just to be that creep standing outside your door".
xRezSynn 15
Run?
userid778 7
Kill it with fire lol