Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.
mmmskittles 3
Ah, justice at work.
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Comments (56)
GameAddikt 0
tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, and then enjoy jail!
gtrgdss 0
NEVER talk to the cops!!! flexyourrights.com!!!
StalinsHeir 1
Wankers!
livelobster123 14
Wow, what a bunch of assholes. You were helping everyone, and they blamed iton you, True or not, this has got to be the most unfair FML I've seen yet. The best thing you can do now, is to either 1) Get a laywer and sue those rednecks. Or 2) Lay low for a while, (get a disguise?) and move out of the county if you have to. I personally suggest 2 because all cops are stuck up, b!tches. Just avoid the cops as long and hard as you can. But if you're about to get shot, yeah, maybe its time to call 911. But in this case, STAY LOW!!! OP, Your life sucks.
guidosarducci 3
OP let this be a lesson to you, never help out others because it's going to come back & bite you in the ass one day
interesting33 37
Apparently it is a problem in some places that people won't help in case they are sued for it. I hope they see the truth (they must do) and hope you are okay!
mashfan6507 17
Ah the police...when they're not obstructing justice they're sucking down donuts
Karlsmarx2 9
Tell the police to dust the cars for your finger prints