Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Akitakat 31
Why didn’t you just pull them down?
Zekfen 17
Everyone who is cool pees in their pants!
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Comments (21)
dexter420 21
Thats why you go over the fence and not through the gate
RichardPencil 32
Or pee through a small hole in the fence.
Mungolikecandy 19
Like in WWI go over the top.
bigdaddyeric 37
Dude, that has happened to me at work in scrubs at a hospital plus I didn’t make it to the urinal, it was a trash can in a patient’s room! Thank God my scrub pants were Black....
Davros 12
backwards for what, easy access? I wonder if the guys in the shower from the fml above know this trick
Lobby_Bee 18
You can only choose one. Easy access to taking a piss or easy access to taking a shit. You choose wrong for that day.
Chazzster 32
OP, Dude, why the he’ll didn’t you just pull them down? Were you so confused by the situation that you couldn’t see the obvious solution. I think most of us guys at one time or another have managed to put their boxers on backwards - But to then pee your pants because you can’t think of pulling them down takes a special person. I confess to wondering “Drunk, high, or stupid?” Or did you wait to pee until you bladder was about to burst and it became truly desperate? That’s not so smart either....
davidgrmedina 3
this guy must be tiny, because if I put mine on backwards, that crap is extremely uncomfortable.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Usually the boxer hole isn't the hole guys have trouble finding.
Emma Marshall 19
Why wouldn't you just take them off after pissing yourself..... and before, could've avoided the whole thing lol.
wrenavery90 12
I'm confused. Why did you have to put your boxers on backwards? I mean arent they wet either way?