Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
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Top comments
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
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Comments (288)
dukefreak173 2
wow op ydi no offense but that was really dumb
SleepOnStones 5
Lol! You shouldn't expect too much sympathy. First of all, it was a dumb idea to send dirty emails. Why...just why? And second, how could you not notice your signature??? Isn't it automatically added EVERY TIME you send an email? Finally, why the frickin hell would you put your full name in your signature? Come on, at least have a little bit of creativity.
grody6969_fml 0
Dumbass
Petunia888 13
That's better than finding a leech on your love spuds.
androiddestroya 7
lmao exactly!!!!
free2speak 14
this kid probably also thinks that "byte" is something you do to a sandwich.
elizabeth9m 4
Major FAIL . -.-
tamt2 4
lol sorry but u should've checked....ummm maybe u should start sending dirty texts instead and check your signature!
slimjim8094 12
Signatures are one thing, but even without them he can almost certainly find you. It is certainly possible, but quite difficult, to be anonymous online properly. Given that you're too stupid to read the email you're sending (with appended signature), I'd reckon you don't have the faintest idea what I'm even talking about though...
blacksswan 10
Care to explain slim Jim? because I think toward the end you didn't even know what you were saying.
atroxletum 6
If you're going to attack someone's intelligence, even if they deserve it, you might want to make sure your grammar is correct. You forgot the basic of capitalizing the first letter of the sentence, failed to add a comma after the word 'right,' and you used the incorrect form of the word 'your'.
TinyGirl95 5
HAHAHAHAHAHA....I'm sorry but seriously? Why in the world are you sending dirty emails? C'mon. That's sooooooo mature. The least you could do is proof-read it.