Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
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Top comments
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
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Comments (288)
PeachyJinx 7
Creeper
LizzJizz 16
You're a tad bit creepy D:
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
17, even if it was a handwritten signature that someone can forge, how would they be able to make money off if it?
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
You are a creep op. Why would you do that. That isn't sexy especially if you kept sending dirty emails. It shows that you are desperate and psychotic.
jazzyspazz 16
SOO smart.
spalways 0
why would you do that??
TheWorkerBee1979 2
but you may be getting some good sex out of it. unless you're a gay man and he's straight (or the same with to women). that would totally suck.
Cvlrd17 0
dumb hoe ^___^
thelastlucifer 17
what a moron, lol
ohhaixp 6
next time, turn the signature off *facepalm*