Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
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Top comments
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
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Comments (288)
redbluegreen 41
You realise that everyone hates text message signatures, right? Not only are they absolutely ridiculous and unnecessary, but they also annoy anyone that ever receives more than one text from you.
HouseKeeping 0
"IT'S RAPING TIME!" his words not mine.
kittykat1497 7
not that kind of signature dumb ass
sufikoraine 0
clearly, you are a massive idiot.
kittykat1497 7
not that kind of signature -.- dumb ass
GamerMatt97 0
how the hell did u bot realize that.sorry but u deserved it
kittykat1497 7
not that kind of signature -.-" **has lost faith in human intelligence**
Swhsdrumline 0
you have your full name as your sig?...that's wats up
thisgirl2u 9
Ok creepy stalker lady ( I'm assuming you are a lady ) First of all how did you get his email in the first place? Why did you think emailing someone anonymously would be the smart thing to do? You do realize when you email someone they can see who the email came from right? Why on earth would you send multiple dirty messages? Was he responding, if not that must be incredibly awkward for you now knowing that he knew exactly who you were but chose to ignore your advances. Creeper, you deserve it!
MaloPero 4
Well, he will probably show up on your door and want sex. Didn't you want that in first place?