fucking hate bitches
Today, I realized that the girl I like only replies to my snapchats if I include my dog in the picture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brunswick, Australia
Woof woof
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
A like is a like, dude
Today, the girl I have a huge crush on only likes my Instagram posts if it's a post about food. FML
Doggotmytongue
Peoria, United States
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
CRWMEN
United States
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Top comments
coolmike699 26
If your name is any indication of your personality, then it's not hard to see why a girl might need an adorable puppy to cheer her up after talking to you.
RinoaHeartilly 36
So, take the hint and move on.
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Comments (47)
Diamond_don 18
Females be doing the most
Super_manic 1
No one cares
DumpsterKidd 3
who doesnt love dogs?