Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
West Babylon, United States
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
katiebabby
United States
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Robert
United States
Check this out
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
lel
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
He Hates Me...
Ogden, United States
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
StupidBerk
United Kingdom
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
smarie09
Canada
Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Soopa-Genius
Canada
Genius move
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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mewzik 0
gotta love irony
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?
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davidomke 0
you bought virus projection for a mac, then YDI, idiot if this happen on PC, welcome to windows!
sashikers 0
...how can a program "get a virus"?? worst phrasing ever.
zyxwv88 1
In the past it used to be possible. Nowadays viruses are standalone programs, but the original viruses would insert themselves into legitimate executables, so your program could "get a virus". It doesn't happen any more as viruses tend to be completely standalone. That being said, it is unlikely that their antivirus is infected with a virus because viruses don't do that any more. More than likely they either have a virus it isn't catching, or they downloaded a "free antivirus" that wasn't really an antivirus.
vita_questa_roba 0
Nuh uh. I just had to restore my entire system because I got a virus that attached itself to Norton. It stops the internet from working on browsers and other programs even if it says it's connected. Apparently it's going around at the moment.
SammyS2012 21
Is that what happened? My old desktop wouldn't allow me to enter the Internet and things started downloading onto my computer no matter how many times I deleted them and that I couldn't access the Internet. Those downloaded things were bad things... Too grown up for my 14 year old eyes!!! D: Don't know where I got the virus from though. There were **** stuff and the only thing I used that computer was for YouTube and neopets and I had a password. Unless there was a pop up I accidentally clicked?
WhereIsUsernames 14
This happened to my friend too, I told him it was Norton but he completely ignored me.
viral_fml 0
That's just stupid. More likely your AV IS the virus.
ruben7467 0
get a mac.
Shmeaty 0
macs chug large amounts of weenmilk. the OP isn't cool or trendy enough for to buy into the mac fad. this isn't an fml. I hope the OP gets a virus for writing this.
Lakus 0
To all the people who are telling him to get a MAC. Stop being gay. Owning a Macintosh is like wearing a flower dress while making out with a guy and still claiming that you're straight.
randomstudios 0
what? what's your problem with macs? probably, you've never used one, and have no idea how it works, so you automatically assume it's gay. MacBooks are great machines, and run faster than a normal HP. plus, if you change the OS to Linux (of some sort), the machine will run faster. the only downside to Linux is that to do things more advanced than opening Google Chrome, such as Java Dev, you need to know how to use terminal.
zandermander 1
Lol google chrome is open to a wide spread of viruses I use firefox
eddeeezzyy 19
Wow, 21, are you like 5 ******* years old?
MisterZzyzx 0
YDI for using a PC.
enders98 0
ydi for be woman
saluda 0
There are two reasons to get a Mac: 1). You're into graphic design/editing 2). You're a programmer who needs Unix Everyone else who got a mac to check facebook wasted at least $4 or $5 hundred dollars because they're too lazy/incompetent to install antivirus software you can get for free.
wtfreak 0
YDI for owning a PC.
wolfgold2 20
I own a Windows 8 PC, best thing ever.