Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
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ThorCTF 12
Lmao your daughter is a gold digger in the making
peterblackmer91 12
I'm not getting the big problem here. Just give the ring back.
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Comments (6)
ThorCTF 12
Lmao your daughter is a gold digger in the making
rainbowdonnareed 18
Did he take it off his grandmother's hand? If not why could an eight year old get to it? Next tell your daughter if a women says no she can't keep the ring. Oh yeah and she is eight and must give it back
Yudith 28
Just tell her that if she takes the ring, that means she accepted to marry the guy. She said no? Tough chance! She's still got the ring, you will prepare the wedding. She should throw that ring away like it was made of fire ants.
peterblackmer91 12
I'm not getting the big problem here. Just give the ring back.
Billie-Jo 9
Savages.
mando 10
Give the ring back.
juggalo2 22
"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back" _Zsa Zsa Gabor