Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
West Babylon, United States
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
katiebabby
United States
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Robert
United States
Check this out
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
lel
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
He Hates Me...
Ogden, United States
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
StupidBerk
United Kingdom
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
smarie09
Canada
Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Soopa-Genius
Canada
Genius move
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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mewzik 0
gotta love irony
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?
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DresdenB17 0
has nobody noticed that the op said that the program got a virus? programs can't get viruses...
bitterpill1 0
faaake! a program cant 'get' a virus. it would have to have one already binded to it when you downloaded the program. my vote goes to linux...
RFreedom 0
**** ur life for having that sense of irony......
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
YDI for using Windows. Srsly. http://ubuntu.com/ new release is coming this month. Who needs hyped-up crap like OS X or Windows Vista 7 ? Plus, it's really easy to keep updated, doesn't need anti-virus, and has an insane amount of software available.
DameGreyWulf 1
You sure it wasn't a virus to begin with? Lots of viruses like to try that stunt.
YourMooseyFate 0
Oh, look, another pretentious Mac user who doesn't know what he's talking about. Learn to spell.
xenomorph 0
1. Delete your virus protection program. 2. Get AVG, which is free for non-commercial use and works well for me. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!
Notastalker 0
Penis. That sucks... build your own CPU bitchhh!
everyonesfucked 0
Easy fix: Get a Mac
everyonesfucked 0
All the retards slamming Macs are just to cheap to buy a good computer. Buying a PC is like buying a hooker. it's good for 10 minutes, then you realize you're riddled with viruses and it ain't worth it.
naturally_artifi 0
First off, retards don't slam Macs, they buy them. People who slam Macs are too smart too buy a computer that has good hardware, a crappy OS, and is overpriced, actually. In response to your second sentence, Macs count as PCs, too, as do computers with linux or *nix installed.