Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a family birthday, and was excitingly telling my aunt about my new career in IT Security and Data Management. Her response was, "So you just look into a screen all day?" FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, after a 16-hour day fixing the computer network at my workplace, I didn't even get a "Thank you". I did, however, get people whining about how, "That computer crap never works" and, "Why do we need IT anyway?" FML
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Is it weird that I held my thumbs up to my iPhone while reading this?
xmayne 0
no, being normal is overrated.
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Comments (89)
Ann23 7
if you do something unique then props to you for Doing something different !
dreamering 16
By cool you mean: Watching ****? That would explain something.
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
looool what kind a job is that? and cool stuff like what, ****? 2girls one cup? thumbs up loooooooooool
regsworld11 2
ewwwww..
mfjkr 10
I got paid 50$ by watching 2 girls 1 cup... as I say if friends want you to watch something like that....you do not do it for free
CallMeHush 1
Fonzi Lives!
mrahhhhh 21
I've given my computer the finger before. I'm sure I'm not the only one. And #16, your comments are really starting to piss me off. In the 3 most recent FMLs you've made a bunch of idiotic comments.
15thPrestige 0
Now you understand my pain with that one commenter "10thPrestige". He's really making my strap on loose.
UnicornHooker 0
I make abusive hand gestures at my computer and games consoles, I think everyone does, but I also have a tendency to bite them. My DS has bite marks on the upper half because I got a bit upset playing Okamiden.
titan87 0
You bite the controller when the game pisses you off?..... That's one I have never seen.
UnicornHooker 0
I bite everything that makes me upset. I don't know if it's a common response to rage, but it's my response.
briidontgive_ 0
I have no idea why I found that cute, actually I used to bite things too when I got upset, if I didn't I would clench my jaw untill.. Well it was very painful.
HeavyMetalViking 0
63, your BF would be afraid to ask for a BJ when you're upset lol.
15thPrestige 0
Hmm, if any customers ask, tell them you won the lottery.
Livinia 11
Well if it makes you happy, who cares what people think :)
shutupYDI 4
you're always commenting such serious or stupid things. it's sucking the fun out of the site!
PSQ91 6
Thank god you realized eventually. People must've thought you're a wierdo.
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
idiotic? lol why? I think its funny. at least u 18 notice it. so thanks for your smart comment.
mack_the_knife 3
Lost your boundary between real life and the virtual one?