Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Pretty much
Today, I was at a family birthday, and was excitingly telling my aunt about my new career in IT Security and Data Management. Her response was, "So you just look into a screen all day?" FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Asked and answered
Today, after a 16-hour day fixing the computer network at my workplace, I didn't even get a "Thank you". I did, however, get people whining about how, "That computer crap never works" and, "Why do we need IT anyway?" FML
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
PSA
Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Is it weird that I held my thumbs up to my iPhone while reading this?
xmayne 0
no, being normal is overrated.
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Comments (89)
zniltiaC 19
In real life facebook like.
ariannarose 11
That's ok, I flip off inanimate objects that piss me off. Especially my equipment at work.
loudema 5
that is friggin funny as hell if you can actually visualize it!
vivienmoore 0
I do that too. :) but I don't work yet
RockstarRN 10
Hahaha!!!!
TrimKibbles 12
*thumbs up*
jbgummybear 0
haha!! too funny...
pike1346 3
I know what u mean. I am in IT too.
ndiggidy 0
it's not that bad. At least you don't tell it computer it will amount to nothing if it keeps screwing up like I do
MyF_ckingLuck 0
get a life.