Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
What is this with blurred-out posts? I've never seen this. Your boss is probably mad because you're doing something more meaningful than your work.
thefmlman2011 37
My head hurt after reading this.....
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thefmlman2011 37
My head hurt after reading this.....
RichardPencil 32
What is this with blurred-out posts? I've never seen this. Your boss is probably mad because you're doing something more meaningful than your work.
AstroTurf Matador 8
I started seeing these posts in recent weeks. I think that the content is a bit more graphic and possibly offensive is what that's all about.
Yudith 28
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now I can read NSFW posts in French without having to squint!
noporn4u 9
IMHO FML's are NSFW FWIW LOL PIP SIS LMAO kthnxbye