Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, as a giant crowd of people and I had walked across a parking lot, I yelled out to a friend waiting in their car for me, "I DIDN'T FALL THIS TIME!" (I always fall when it's winter) to then literally taking a single step to slip and slide what felt like 20 feet to someone yelling out, "AND SAFE!" like an umpire. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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Top comments
helennaa 0
So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.
okieraider71 4
Accidential ninjia.
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Comments (110)
erjaguam 0
how is this ****** up? it sounds cool. unless you landed on something sharp or on a sandpapery *****.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
As opposed to a gigantic but lubricated black ***** your mother used on the mailman last Thursday?
erjaguam 0
yeah. she had to get a new one after she used it on you.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
At least it was lubricated, so all's well that ends well. PS - It's so much easier to go to the bathroom now, but a lot more of a bloody mess.
erjaguam 0
lol
gc327072 31
Dafuq did I just read?
hatesvegans 0
oooooooooo that's hot if ur a boy call this numer 1 515 975 6595
null_fml 11
Considering you're a girl and landed in splits position, be thankful your schoolmate didn't yell "and she sticks TO the landing" instead.
BoBandy 0
hahaha!
lawlfyl 0
Hahah. This is in no way an FML. This is hilarious and you should be proud of yourself and your peers for being so funny about. What's bad about getting applauded? HIGH FIVE @ #4
kainpwnsu 19
Agreed. I am rather impressed. Sorry if you were embarrassed, but that's pretty darn cool.
CharliePoops 0
iambatman = win!!! hahaha Today I found out I can do the splits. why? because I fell down a flight of stairs, a guy shouted "and he sticks the landing!". we high fived. so I guess my life doesn't suck afterall...FML?
CharliePoops 0
she* my bad.
lickmyjock 0
I love a girl that can do the splits. flexability for the freaking win!
TheTrollinator 0
FALLING WITH STYLE!
pfunk129 1
splits are a turn on. that's hawt.
Maygen 5
As long as you weren't seriously hurt, this isn't a FML. You should have stood up and bowed afterwards or something.
ktbird 0
agreed
lets_be_ian 5
I find that the good ole "thank you, thank, I'll be here all week" response works well while bowing in these situations.