Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, as a giant crowd of people and I had walked across a parking lot, I yelled out to a friend waiting in their car for me, "I DIDN'T FALL THIS TIME!" (I always fall when it's winter) to then literally taking a single step to slip and slide what felt like 20 feet to someone yelling out, "AND SAFE!" like an umpire. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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Top comments
helennaa 0
So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.
okieraider71 4
Accidential ninjia.
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Comments (110)
julie3841 11
aw see with that kinda thing you just gotta know how to play it off :] whoever said "and she sticks the landing" wins though. i'd have laughed had that been me in your situation xD
Basballplaya16 4
this isn't an fml this is awsome.
Beetroot_fml 0
so pretend you did it on purpose and take all the glory
sparky831 0
hahaha hey u gotta admit dat is pretty amazin to fall n do da splits
deaditegirl 0
So you fell and didn't hurt yourself and people were entertained and not being assholes about it. What is your problem again?
wiredream 0
ouch. hope you feel better :(
MHHC5280 0
nickelback is country ha but **** your life
Kikren 0
Um...Nicleback is not country, it's alternative rock.
Nissi 17
Ouch.
karina_said 0
youre probably a spawn of a hero. like.. Robin, from Batman and Robin. He looked like he was fruity enough to be capable of such acts. Congrats
celkey 0
that's pretty awesome :) but it sucks you fell down the stairs