stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Top comments
videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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thisiscat 14
I call my mom that, too.
perdix 31
I'm not sure what the exclamation point stands for. I think being called "The Bitch" would better than being called "The Butch" or "The Botch." It would be pretty confusing if your family called you "The Batch."
KatrinaKitten 16
Gonad Gobbler...
aFreedom127 9
So your their bitch...make em pay!
grannygruber 6
YDI.....why? Because if you allow it, especially from your son, YDI. You shouldn't let hubby do it either!
VoteForTaco 8
Add poison to their sandwiches. That'll show 'em.
KatrinaKitten 16
....at least they don't call you the wicked ugly, whoreish hag-witch, oreo-stealing, bad-sandwichmaking, intellectually-deficient, bad-at-giving-head, piece of worthless crap.
FloTimmyKO 0
Yeah, cuz she gives her son head all the time. Haha=]
sweetdreams20 0
Thanks tips ^
grannygruber 6
What's with all the comments that she must be one then? My brother in law taught his son to call his mom that as soon as he learned to talk. It's not funny.....it's just her fault for letting them get by with it!
alfred07 18
I put both fyl and ydi because it seems like one of those things we'd need to know more about before we say either way.