stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
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videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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pexy_fml 16
What is your job ?
Awsumuzzie 12
Even if OP is very rude, it's very disrespectful of them. Especially the father, why encourage the offspring of them two to speak so lowly.
Cad6 24
One letter speaks more openly than a word. "F". Such a beautiful letter. Definitely worthwhile to be posted as a comment.
Techtacular 0
Do you two refer to your son as a "Son of a Bitch"?
squirrel1215 5
Or perhaps the son just learned from his father. I love how everyone just assumes that she MUST deserve it, because people are calling her a bitch, therefore she is one. Yes, she could be. Or maybe the husband is a jerk. Who knows? Either way it's disrespectful.
the_true_batman 10
Well OP, that does suck to find out, but now that you know you can change how you act and I'm sure it will result in a happier life and a better relationship with your family. Some good tips are to try to have fun every once in a while, go out for ice cream and a movie, also try not to over react. My mom would flip out over everything. Once I got 94 on a test, and the teacher said I had the highest mark in the class. I noticed his adding was wrong, and I actually had 96 on the test. I didn't want to be "that guy", so I didn't say anything, happy with my mark. My mom flipped out when I told her, like losing that 2 percent was going to make me fail. Thing is it was grade 7, not university, not even high school! Don't be the mom who flips out over everything. I have anxiety problems now, and looking back on it I think it has a lot to do with how I was raised.
Cad6 24
Intense.
ClosetTroll 10
That makes your husband a dog and your son a 'son of a bitch'.
twifan1901 0
Your not doing it right! It's nothing to do here *flies away on jet pack*
OffToTheGayBar 9
Yep, **** the opinion of two different people. She's the one who's right. There is a possibility. But, not everyone talks shit about everyone behind their backs and not everyone is so childish. By the way, not all men are out to get you.
sasarara 2
That sucks