stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
maggu
Denmark
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Embarrassed
Gloucester, United States
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Anonymous
What did she do now?
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
KC.
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Top comments
videokid2000 10
Be nicer, then.
adzz90 16
Don't be a bitch then
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Comments (191)
isis_morrigan 18
How nice of everyone deciding YDI and assuming that OP is a bitch. There's a possibility that OP is not a bitch, and her husband and son are just dicks who talk shit about her!
thats_my_job 11
And still she would deserve it for not putting her foot down to them. Not sure of your point here. Unless you are claiming a sudden personality change from the both of them in which case she should take them to see a doctor.
Zomg_Okay 27
Personally, 55, I didn't click YDI because she's clearly a bitch. I don't know OP and have no right to make that call. I clicked YDI because if her son calls her a bitch as well, she obviously isn't raising him right.
Mommyof2_91 10
Well she could be trying to raise him right, but the father could be going against what she TRIED teaching him. For all you know they could be calling her a bitch for trying to raise him properly.
Zomg_Okay 27
In that case, she isn't assertive enough. :)
isis_morrigan 18
191-you have a valid point, hopefully now that she's aware of it, she will step up and fix that shit!
HairyPunisher 27
Yeah it sounds like you did it to yourself. They must have a reason behind the name. Sorry but the fml community probably won't run to your defense on this.
OffToTheGayBar 9
OP: Eat your God damned vegetables! Son: They're burnt, though, and I'm allergic.... Dad: Honey, he really is- OP: He's lying to get out of it. Do not take his side, Marvin. Son: Mommy, I- OP: Eat! *walks out* Dad: What a bitch. OP: *from the other room* I heard that! Son: *under his breath* Bitch. OP: I don't hear the sound of burnt spinach crunching!
Trisha_aus 15
Lol..broccoli is already bad enough..it's burnt too now oh lord
KiddNYC1O 22
Broccoli is good.
br0ccoli 15
I do a body good :) burnt just adds to my delicious vegetable flavor
SkoomaKi 28
This is just too funny and random! xD Comments are going everywhere and replies are in weird places! What is going on?!
Dracoboxer357 36
57/SkoomaKi- I'm just glad it's not my iPhone, but yeah, with all the comment crossfire, I'm having a hard time deciding who's retaliating to whom myself. ;)
llamafish 25
Batch? Butch? Throw me a bone here, OP!
yoursucklives 36
maybe you look like a dog?
perdix 31
The good news is that your are not "The Fat Bitch." Because you've got a smokin' hot bod, it's totally OK that you have a mean, selfish, vindictive personality. We'd be disappointed if you didn't;)
llamafish 25
Satan hath returned -_-
ClosetTroll 10
The last exorcism wasn't so successful from the looks of it.
llamafish 25
****. I was replying to someone. I'm just gonna leave and let the mods sort this one out, with their awesome superpowers. Edit: Well, **** me in the ass and call me uncle Steve. Sigh.
thatfunnyguy77 0
Haha FYL