Username
United States
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Life comes at you fast
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Anonymous
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
Anonymous
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
preggers
United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Top comments
fightingkittens 39
How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.
worldclass 0
I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.
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Comments (304)
Erissa 2
You know, it only takes having sex once to get pregnant
alexandrox 0
what has our world come to? ooh yeah... he'll
lidemocr 0
oh yeah that happens ONLY in the South... don't be an ignorant asshole
mandypandypants 4
im gonna guess and say you're from tennessee bunch of white trash people there.
robinsn 0
A good case for the drinking age to be lower or the legal marriage age to be higher... not sure which. You are in charge of your own destiny. To an extent. In your case, 100% in charge.
kreally 0
Of course, YDI for getting married at such a young age.
dtang 0
u stupid **** go die
mjcdsjf 0
Golddiggers. Muy grande problemo senor.
maidenandwhat 0
nice life
Mallym14 0
Your bad!