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Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

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How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.

I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.

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LaceyPixie 0

you're an idiot... Ydi

CelinaRenee 0

You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. Really really really really really so dumb(:

teamholcombe 0

Shut up Antoine.

teamholcombe 0

I feel your pain. Only I will have two kids, a crazy baby mama for eighteen years and a wonderful wife. I was still 18 before my first was born. Then six months later her mother went to her mothers for Christmas, and never came back. I was married before I was 20. My wife became pregnant. I will still be 20 when my second will be born. When I turn 21 my wife won't be able to drink with me because she will have just gave birth three weeks earlier.

two majic words, child support

wait. you JUST REALISED THIS??

you're a dumb bitch

hey u go to WRHS.

Cheerios, people! :D

i was legal to drink after my third deployment to iraq... so i feel your pain...

saltycookies 5

hey at least you've got them over with