Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Life comes at you fast
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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fightingkittens 39
How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.
worldclass 0
I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.
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Comments (304)
LaceyPixie 0
you're an idiot... Ydi
CelinaRenee 0
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. Really really really really really so dumb(:
teamholcombe 0
Shut up Antoine.
teamholcombe 0
I feel your pain. Only I will have two kids, a crazy baby mama for eighteen years and a wonderful wife. I was still 18 before my first was born. Then six months later her mother went to her mothers for Christmas, and never came back. I was married before I was 20. My wife became pregnant. I will still be 20 when my second will be born. When I turn 21 my wife won't be able to drink with me because she will have just gave birth three weeks earlier.
Poilo_fml 0
two majic words, child support
persimmon 0
wait. you JUST REALISED THIS??
mikeymike7 0
you're a dumb bitch
Hunts160 5
hey u go to WRHS.
lisaloise 3
Cheerios, people! :D
leito108 3
i was legal to drink after my third deployment to iraq... so i feel your pain...
saltycookies 5
hey at least you've got them over with