Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Life comes at you fast
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Top comments
fightingkittens 39
How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.
worldclass 0
I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.
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jeffswife 0
I had my first son at 20, AFTER I had been married two years. He was not only planned, I needed to see a doctor to help me get pregnant. ALL children should be wanted. I may have been the same age as you but close your damn legs if you're not with the right guy! People like you give people like me a bad rep.
zombunny 2
Wow, way to judge. Lots of people get divorced. You might one day too. You don't know why she's doing it. When you marry someone you can't predict that one day you'll split up.
anongrl5846 19
woah
merseysidefmler 0
woah that's abit shit
stro88 6
that's what you get for being a DA. shoulda wrapped it up and not get ahead of yourself. noob.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
thats women, i mean girls now days, its okay to be a ****, just dont call it that
Allymeme 3
That's what you get for being a sleazy ****.... keep your legs closed and quit being the towns bicycle. And don't marry someone just because he knocked you up. *****
popcornplaya48 0
yeah i agree
someone234 5
ummm.....what the f*** do u do with ur life?
jamnglamgirlie 17
@hugskissesSD and op congratulations on ur babies! u both have finally found ur one true loves. @hugsskissesSD i don't know if this is to personal of a question but wat kind of birth r u planning on having i heard tht water births r more relaxing but natural births make u feel closer to ur child
pryankee13 0
Notice she said 'legally'...
Lisa89 3
well no one forced you to do all those things...