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Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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fightingkittens 39

How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.

worldclass 0

I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.

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CoachLlama 5

Sounds like a strong argument for keeping the drinking age where it is.

zenti 2

Kids are still going to find ways around it.

FarSide 23

That's called the screwing he gets for the screwing he got. That 20-second ****** is gonna cost him 18-years of child support. Bad decisions on everyone's part.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

YDI for not using enough protection, getting married too young, and doing so before you turn 21. I applaud you, in a way, for being able to accomplish this.

chowE_fml 4

..and it says your from the US. maybe your cultural customs can still make up for your Lewd, thoughtless, and irresponsible acts.

Shinygirlnz 1

Oh, that's so sad. I hope you're a good mother though, your kids won't necessarily make the same mistakes you did. Good luck.

TJStarzZ 8

You hope this chick whom of which is having a baby and wedding/divorce before she can even drink, is going to be a good parent? Really now, I've heard of Christmas miracles, but don't count your eggs on this one.

sammyderose123 0

Hmmm sorry guys but it seems to me OP is more upset that she had everything 'going for her' so young in life and it went to shit quickly. The point of the alcohol comes in when its a point of just how young she really is. She's scared and now alone, whereas before she was scared but had someone.

sammyderose123 0

But in saying that OP, this is called FML for a reason, its funny as shit to read but not the most likely place to go for moral support. Ya I get u, FYL. It can be better if you make that decision. You're a big girl now who will be responsible for another life, I'd suggest u start thinking what to d

davek 36

If only I could click YDI more than once.

NadoLuardric 0

#84 you read my mind

Marts 0

At least you're not in Canada, that means everything would've happen under 19. Just tryin' to cheer up there..

RedPillSucks 33

@61 how much will he have earned in the short time between married and divorced? These are young kids, unless OPs husband is her much older sugar daddy, she's not getting a whole lot. Unfortunately, he may not even make enough to pay decent child support.