Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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chosha_fml 27
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
addie19 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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Comments (97)
VampireRain17 6
Wow. That's really creepy.... I have a possible stalker right now, and I know how it feels.
Rantarm 4
Find a pic of a horrible vaginal disease and send it to her saying "oh and btw I gave u this, it'll show up in about a year, when the virus gets nested"
catjames 0
how is she a soon to be ex wife if she left you nine months ago
stacianichole 2
She might not be co-operating with the divorce process.
hyden121 2
Report her for cyber-bullying and cyber-stalking.
goneblue 3
Are you 12?
jtackle 2
no just delete all your online shit.
L3g4lPl4typus 0
yay for irony
UsagiArwen 23
There are several options for you, op. First, change all your settings to friends only, so that she has little to no access. Second, don't add her as a friend to anything. Thing about social networking and or instant messaging is you have control over all of this. She can't stalk what she can't access. Next, report her the next time you find her trying to get access. Report all her profiles that she's already created including her main profile. You don't have to live with the endless stalking. There are ways that you can block her for good. Also make sure you have a password/email that she could never figure out too. I don't know how many times I've heard of ex's sneaking into the other person's accounts because they know that person well.
Calyx_fml 22
Nine months? Maybe she has something to tell you.
johnnie254 7
Can't you make your profile private?
paigealeace13 0
My boyfriends ex wife has done the same thing, but to me. I've blocked 3 and counting. Fml.