Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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chosha_fml 27
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
addie19 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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Comments (97)
SmittyJA24 26
Perhaps you should avoid the "social networking" websites for a few weeks.
shrimpyshrimp10 9
Omg that's great!!! She'll freak out!!! Hahahaha
KYLAisaBITCH 4
Why don't you make a new profile? And if you don't wanna do that, make your profile stalk-able. :) even if you don't have a girlfriend make it seem like you do. :)
iBilal 0
well that sucks doesn't it tell her that I will lick you I'f u don't stop
xx255q 0
9 you say? Now what happens to a woman in that time?
Buttsexpirate 9
Stalk her back! The hunter will become the hunted.
TheLetterZero 7
She left you 9 months ago and she's not your ex wife yet?
trismagestus 19
I think he means 'soon-to-be-divorced', not that she's not yet his ex.
XxAlex69xX 0
lets just hope she does have a baby
ZoZo17_fml 0
File a restraining order.
FunnyGuy5051 7
pretty sure that doesn't work online
Soreeyeah 17
Yes it does!!!
boredblonde 17
There is only one way to solve this....
Habling 6
Come on say it, don't leave us hanging!
bullrider92 19
And just how is your one way?
missmolliss 18
We kill the Batman.
PMS_Queen 2
Go into your privacy settings, then click on apps and websites, and then go into public search and disable it. You can change whether or not people can look for you. If you alter this setting, then she won't be able to look you up, no matter which false name she's under. You can still add people if you search for them, but be careful you don't let this change slip to someone who is still friendly with her, or she may find another way to make your life miserable. Just letting you know, you can still stop her online but I would recommend getting a restraining order, too. This is still literally stalking. Also, be sure to change your password every few months or so, just to be sure she won't hack your account. Hope this helps.