Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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chosha_fml 27
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
addie19 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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Comments (97)
bribubbles 10
That's interesting. She is a freak. I hope you report that.
Cheesecakee 11
Thats one crazy bitch
AOC1995 11
Ignore her, put your profile on private and never accept her requests
Mesto_fml 0
ydi for putting your life online but not knowing about privacy settings
anniexd92 3
Deactivate your account for a while?
texasgirlswagg 0
Get a female friend to pretend to be your new live-in gf or fiancée. Someone that's defensive and get her to do the whole "leave my man alone or I'll kick your ass" thing. My hubby is a cop and he says it's harrassment, go to the cops
Kaitlin08 0
Thats the exact same story with my boyfriend....she cheated like crazy and left him nine months ago. Some people arent right in the head.
lovefml987 1
Set your setting to friends only, and dont add ppl you don't know:) just a thought!
catharsis5 9
At least you know that it isn't you, it's her. Also, change your profile settings unless you want to exact revenge by posting about your recent dates.
1himfan666 0
Maybe its a sign