Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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chosha_fml 27
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
addie19 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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Comments (97)
heyred 11
Um, tell your attorney to tell her attorney to tell her to stop?
lhamil64_fml 5
If it's on Facebook, you can report her. At the very least, she can be kicked off Facebook because creating multiple accounts is against the TOS.
franceypants 0
how bout YOU make a new porfile?
Majstr 23
One smart answer.
AmberCanFlyy 4
Post pictures with a ton of super hot chicks and write statuses about them. Make her not want to stalk you. Make her jealous if she is. :)
Tyger44 1
Mke hr stalk him more with revenge in mind??
coltsrock37 15
Find a smoking hot chick on facebook, pay her $10 to be in a fb relationship with you for two days, and watch the stalking stop and jealousy start.
Dflips 0
Weird
onefinemess 11
If you edited your privacy settings so she can't see anything you do there will be no point in cyber stalking you.
Qball_LAX 7
Trust me Bro it never gets any better. Mine still stalks me and she left nearly three years ago. She even had the nerve to file a restraining order on ME. As a wise man once said, "Bitches be crazy."
davedizzle 0
Easy fix...log off or deactivate your profile. It's annoying people think FB is needed in order to survive
charlotte100 2
Regardless of what social network site ure on, u can always change ur privacy settings so randoms can't add u unless u like accepting strangers as "friends".