anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hth
United States
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brain freeze
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Where am I?
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Brain freeze
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Kilye
Melbourne, Australia
More brain worms please
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
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buck33 14
But google knows everything.
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
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Comments (97)
LennyComa 39
Thats not an addiction...you just need to get out more
Ruffclue 9
i was curious so i tried googling what was actually in OPs freezer.
youshitme 9
You're an idiot.
auzz1_pride 9
you're a hypocrite.
izzy7 11
I'd be more worried if google actually found an answer. You been listing the contents of your freezer on your blog?
DeadxManxWalking 27
Im actually gonna try this.
MangaManiacNat 13
That is not an addiction, thats not being able to distinguish the internet from real life, don't get me wrong you still definetly need help. Actually you would need more help for not being able to distinguish the difference between the internet and reality XD
Mkbitch 2
Hmmm.. Where does beef come from? How does ice freeze? Signs I'm addicted to internet...
ManicGypsy 22
I give it 5, maybe 10 years before Google invents a Google Refrigerator with Freezer. "Shopping at the grocery store and forgot your list? Well now, with the Google Refrigerator you can look at the contents of your fridge and freezer from anywhere! Never run low on anything again!" Perhaps I should patent a prototype before Google gets their hands on it! *runs to the patent office*
anongrl5846 19
Sounds like me
Albarufus 13
Well that day will probably come soon when you can do that. XD