Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Licence to drive
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Comments (125)
Falcon212145 0
#1
andrewcollins 8
Dude no one cares make a meaningful comment
Feklfekl2222 32
Thank you for that insightful comment that has changed all FML readers lives for the better, I honestly don't know how we survived without the knowledge that you were first on this particular FML without having anything vaguely meaningful to contribute to the site.
JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
icrest80 4
The people who bet early will try to mess him up while driving lol
Pentium_4 27
i was thinking the same thing, but who would want to get in a serious accident to win a bet?
JudgeTroll 6
Depends on the definition of serious
skoob1 12
Depends on the bet...
berichsoon 11
I would say it Depends on the driver
gojira666 7
Thats just what guys do OP...you should know that by now
teague95 16
anybody else wonder why Op's name is "anal4me"
The_Hitdude 12
^^Because he's probably going to get rear-ended a lot in the near future! My God, that was a terrible pun. I just had to get it out of the way. Please feel free to thumb me down...I'll be prepared. Or if you liked it thumb it up. But until then I'll be over here...in this corner...waiting... *grabs safety gear*
THE_A_TEEN 28
*Hits the thumbs down button repeatedly*
ilikeboys31 7
I was in a major accident and almost lost my life. But it's not always the driver it's the other people on the road to be cautious about.
xJoanne21xC 3
"20 bucks he hits a fence!"
auzz1_pride 9
nice back up story :D
icrest80 4
Remind me of Jackie and kelso on that 70s show
Feklfekl2222 32
I'd bet as well, it'll help pay for any damage.
PaulB123 11
It would take a couple paragraphs to explain why this comment doesn't make any sense, and quite frankly I'm too lazy to write that. But I assure you it doesn't!
choochee77 0
I understood his comment
Feklfekl2222 32
In that case would someone enlighten me to why my comment doesn't make sense?(no sarcasm, I'm tired and befuddled and would like to know)
ClassyCommando 13
Your comment makes sense. You're saying OP should try and bet with them that he will get into a serious accident, then when he does he can use the winnings to help pay for the repairs, right?
spekledworf 18
44 sounds like you got it right to me! I thought it made plenty of sense
PaulB123 11
Nono it doesn't. Now I gotta explain you see. Alright, if OP were to bet, based on your comment-it'd be against himself (you said it would help pay for damage). Damage means accident. So, he bets against himself, meaning for him to win, he gets into an accident. In which case he loses money anyways and compromises safety. Is this a smart thing to bet for? No. However, if OP doesn't get in an accident, he loses the bet, losing his money. Therefore, to bet in order to help pay for damages is counterintuitive. Hope this helps.
ClassyCommando 13
Yes, but I'm working under the assumption that OP is accident prone and therefore will get in an accident anyway (accidentally), in which case any extra money will be helpful.
ClassyCommando 13
This would be a great argument to start the greatest flame war the internet has ever seen on :)
auzz1_pride 9
I'm sorry 90 I couldn't be fcked reading past your 5th line. Try make your story sound more enthusing next time.
Feklfekl2222 32
90- it's betting on WHEN he has an accident, not if he does.
PaulB123 11
Okay, so you guys all go bet WHEN (thanks for capitalising, I wouldn't have understood otherwise haha) you will get into accidents. I on the other time will focus not getting into an accident. Your logic is flawed. 112- I didn't comment in the hopes you'd enjoy it. If that was my goal, I would've posted some good pop up picture books. And get a better vocabulary. You sound like an imbecile.
TheZee 12
This is not "FML" worthy, at all...
mmmPoptarts 6
I'd put $200 in because it happens to almost everyone.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
That $200 could be going toward the money that OP will use to pay when he gets into a serious accident!
Cappiej 18
The money's for WHEN, not IF OP gets in an accident
xXxIracebethxXx 14
That IS what I SAID.
auzz1_pride 9
109- read the comment again you moron.
br0ccoli 15
Great. Another New Yorker road hazard. Please tell me you don't drive a taxi.
pokefan813 16
I'm offensive, and I find this to be from new York.
skoob1 12
I'm from new York! To be honest, the only bad drivers are in NYC... They're a-holes. New jersey on the other hand... Forget about it (for the record, I've never heard anyone say that in the city.)
br0ccoli 15
80-no one in NYC says that they're bad drivers bc it's a either a pride thing or bc they grew up with people swerving in and out like maniacs, almost hitting pedestrians and small chihuahuas.
Mr_Chow 5
Can I place a bet?
johnnyrogers97 9
No...
jizzwold 21
Ok Johnny whatever you say. Just... Just put the gun down.
auzz1_pride 9
nice fake gun johnny you get it from toys 'r' us?
rooney0710 5
Proving them wrong will be your reward
bigtaytay 13
So great to have close friends isn't it?
omarzrgz 3
Good friends encourage you; best friends bet you that you will **** up #TrueStory
omarzrgz 3
It's tough love