Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Top comments
KindaMay_BInLove 0
That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.
saranottelling 7
You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!
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Comments (231)
Aggriken 0
buddy, you're a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man some day got blood on your face big disgrace kicking your can all over the place sayin....
agentoreo 0
It's people like you, that cause girls to be insecure. Shame on you.
PieterDB 1
Damn thats nasty :D But talk about it with her.
ford_f250 0
she's Italian dude if u dnt like it send her my way
ChicaNegro96 1
you're a jerk. she probably has more hair because she's been shaving it to be sexy for you and just forgot...
stormin972 0
Chewbacca. rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuugggggg
ndiesal 0
Yeah, FYL. You should make her shave. LOL
spank_my_toaster 0
why would she shave, then it would come back thicker and tons more.
acqua_suisse 0
Yeah...that doesn't happen. Shaving doesnt make hair thicker or spontaniously generate more of it: what happens is that the top of the hair feels thinner when it is longer from wear, whereas after shaving it is blunt.
caitlinh12345 0
dont be mean about it she cant help it
johncow123 0
its just like a peach now
glayce 0
you should prolly check her balls too.