Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe it's time to see a dermatologist
jtthegr8 26
Scumbag facebook
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Comments (86)
ThecomingofTan 9
Try changing your pillow cases out more often because if you don't you are just pressing your face against dirt and bacteria. That tip alone helped me more than any pill or creme ever did when I had it 5+ years ago. Well that and drinking lots of water and exercising. I know they currently haven't proved that diet causes acne, but when I cut out sodas and fast food it definitely helped. Good luck.
akiahara 14
French fries only directly cause acne if you're rubbing them on your face.
kennaem1 11
Don't you have to tag someone in a photo?
Satoaoi 13
you will be ok. just go to see a specialist. see what tthey can do. don't let it bring you down
interesting33 37
are you sure it was the acne? Sometimes face recognition just doesn't work.
ohjoy15 33
I'm really sorry. The first time I read it, I didn't see the sarcasm. I'll see myself out.
noelasis94 18
Could be really bad you could have scars on your face and then people would call you acne scar face and that would really suck
shadow7x 10
try using some cleaning products, they actually do help
AzariusStar01 26
I know how bad it feels to have severe acne. I went through it too, and I'm still not completely done with it. but I recommend that you talk to your doctor and a dermatologist about any medication that will help (if you're okay with medicine and pills). That's what I did, and my dermatologist gave me something called Acutane, and I've been on it for 5 months now, just one more month to go and I'll be done :) but it has worked amazingly for me! My face is pretty much clear now, aside from scars. maybe you could look into that aswell?
worldclassrager 41
Tag yourself...or start cleaning your face...acne happens to everyone