Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
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Comments (311)
spottyblanket 8
It is his birthday op, why don't you take this time to do something really special with him and mend the wounds, he won't be little forever--he will grow up soon. Cherish your time together.
joshuadavid 0
You live up to your username
StormRockwell 1
Yes that was a terrible idea but she realizes it. What is up with everyone on the Internet talking shit just cause they can and or thinks it makes them cool. Just work on not abusing "parent powers" for lack of a better word
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
Bitch
Neatfellen 0
my god.. id hate to be your kid
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
I hope he doesn't get you anything next year
trueblue170 13
Well, glad you realised you were in the wrong, and hopefully you'll rectify what's happened with your son.
nevermoremarni 3
Dude knock it off. Mean.
LaChula 0
You have some issues.. And I hope you ungrounded him atleast
nightwishs 13
You're a total cow