Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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hjbeachbum 0
That's sad :(
RedPillSucks 33
ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
savmut 8
OMG. That is bad
HomeAl0ne 20
It's not really bad until you start lying to your diary about how good it was.
i_am_that_one 0
That's is why u don't ********** because now when u have sex with someone u love u can't have a ****** with them and give it ur all.:/
i_am_that_one 0
When I read this over... It sounds gay but true haha xD
ReynshineCutting 10
88 for some people that can be the case. The stimulate their body a certain way themselves that isn't really repeatable during intercourse so they won't get there with full blown intercourse.
seanc722 2
Just some advice... If you cant even get yourself off it probably isnt completely the other persons fault...
jsullivan6x 0
Thats very sad
NPN_Scorpio 16
@OP: So, did your hand buy it?
nubbahz 0
Theres always the ***** option... Or get a good ol' fashiond penis( or a strap on =P)
j6balent 2
This is a little bit sad... or maybe a lot I'm not sure yet.
evesmith 3
On the same page
darkwing119 5
We know what climax means you don't have to write and masturbated