Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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hjbeachbum 0
That's sad :(
RedPillSucks 33
ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
ForaakenSk8r 0
Usually when you tell your significant other that sex isn't pleasurable anymore, they usually find new and exciting ways to spice things up in bed.
santagirl13 0
you're not alone in this fml. i share your pain.
athenseric 6
No middle finger you were great... Honest
okieraider71 4
When you fake it, all you are doing is saying "Yes-Do it just like that every time". Tell your other half exactly how you like it!!! You will both be glad you did.
The__Redneck 7
Definitely. The reason your fella's doing a bad job is because you make him think he's doing a good job. Ladies, we'd rather have to try it again than be lied to.
Serenti 19
if you can't succeeding on climaxing on your own you honestly can't expect your partner to pull it off either....
BadSuerte 0
Get a vibrator. Or if you're a guy use a condom (:
alt95 0
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lulzmylife 4
YDI for ever faking in the first place. I've never understand why women do this (and I'm a woman myself). If your partner isn't satisfying you, TELL THEM. How do you ever expect to get anywhere in your sex life if you won't communicate what works for you and what doesn't work for you? Faking an ****** is just letting your partner be lazy and get off easy. Screw that "sparing their ego" crap--if your partner is so insecure and/or arrogant that they can't take a little bit of constructive advice, they're not worth sleeping with anyway.
taurusxdee 10
Females ate stupid to pretend to ******. If you don't help your man or woman and guide them to make you ******, you never will! Stop faking!
Idontbelievethis 1
Obviously some of these morons can't read, or dont know what masturbation is. I suggest a vibrator powerful enough to give you what you need. The rabbit gets a lot of hype, or there is the hitachi wand. Dont be ashamed, be free. You are responsible for your own pleasure. Good luck!