Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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hjbeachbum 0
That's sad :(
RedPillSucks 33
ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
twinkle_nipso_O 0
This made me giggle! Faking is never the answer, guys will think you are getting off when you're not and keep doing it wrong! Let them know how you like it! And faking for yourself? A little sad..
theghost1309 11
Is it really bad sex when you don't even know how to get yourself off?
KenzieDakota 0
Maybe you aren't doing it right. You should know(I'm assuming that you are a woman) Not all women can ****** from just stimulation to the g-spot. Some can and others can't. Try having your lover stimulate your c-spot as well, and this should be more affective. Hope I helped!
Nuahavizu 17
If you can't even get yourself off, think about how hard it is for your partner, who doesn't know exactly what you are feeling. >.>
StormsKnights 2
Wow!...If you had to fake an ****** with yourself!..theres no hope!..may as well forget you have a ****** and move on with your life
mau5_17 0
What's up with so many women faking orgasms nowadays?? Just somes pointless to me... Sorry if i offend anyone
justlaugh85 3
That's tough lol
saucybugger101 33
Yeah, you really shouldn't fake it, as it'll affect your communication with your future partner. If you keep faking it, he/she will not know how to make YOU happy