Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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hjbeachbum 0
That's sad :(
RedPillSucks 33
ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
mzwhitaker85 0
I'm glad I don't have this problem I don't have to fake a ******, my husband knows how to please me
ICaughtFire 4
Thanks for sharing.
cinderellacat 0
Nobody cares
Buzzy123 7
Read the ads that say "Click here to know how to pros DO IT!" on **** sites
grands138 4
Wanna know the key to great sex? Communication! Get over your insecurities and say, "I like it when you...". And I hate to tell you, most likely if the sex isn't good for you, it's probably not all that great for him either!
structuredchaoz 4
If you aren't getting off, you aren't with the right person. Try it with someone you love.
ReynshineCutting 10
Exactly this!!!!!!!!! I was with several guys before I met my fiancé (all were serious boyfriends) and not one of them could get me there. The first time with my fiancé and boom, ******. And he was a virgin so he had no experience to go off of. When you find the one it just happens. I always have at least 2 or 3 orgasms every time we make love. The right person makes all the difference!
justanotherhuman 21
*or* just more compelling evidence in the arousal department for the 'mind-over-matter' argument.
bubo_fml 11
"Fake it til ya make it!"
Raooka 6
Frankly, if you're having trouble climaxing even when you're alone, it's likely not your partner. It could be some kind of condition causing you trouble. You should talk to your doctor about this.
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
Plenty of Aussie guys willing to help you
fuckyouimawesome 1
I can fix that ;)
chelseaaababyyy 17
damn /: thats strange that you would fake it with yourself but i dont understand why people fake it in the first place.
kaileigh10 2
THAT's HILARIOUS!!!