Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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MrSassypants 34
I was about to thumb you up, but then I saw the dreaded hashtag.
TheWindowLicker 13
15- did you seriously just use a # on FML? .-.
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Comments (100)
mgkgambino 3
55, everything from Britain sounds posh
linkinpark98 24
I always hated that show. :p Seemed too staged for me.
b0ngs 7
Ahh i love steve wilkos; much better than Jerry
hateevryone 15
Maybe you should go on there.
Taymah49 7
Try to get out some more
skittlesmeep 4
Just remember, you're part of the relationship too.
groupleader 7
You sound like a real prize....Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
laevatin 2
Maybe you should find a hobby or some friends to chill with. Watching Jerry is only going to make you more depressive. Go forget your relationship for a sec and have some fun.
23chicagobulls01 0
Ooohhh that's like my sister...: #disturbed
snowboardfan 0
At least you've been in a relationship.