Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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MrSassypants 34
I was about to thumb you up, but then I saw the dreaded hashtag.
TheWindowLicker 13
15- did you seriously just use a # on FML? .-.
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Comments (100)
fuckmebutdontfml 16
you'll find the right guy soon enough don't worry just be open to love but don't let just anyone get to your heart without a fight
hereinnc 12
I absolutely agree with you #38. Don't give away your heart without a fight. Be picky of those you choose to let in your life and realize that someone needs to deserve to be in your life and earn that spot. It should be based on mutual respect, open communication and don't settle. If you are giving 100% the other person needs to be as well. There is the right person out there for you :)
TheDrudgeChild 4
13 - Jeremy Kyle airs over here in the US from time to time, it's awesome! And OP, find better people than ones you'd see on Jerry Springer. It's not that hard.
amberxxoo 6
Don't cha hate when that happens? FYL
gracehi 33
You should seriously reconsider the type of men you date. Ask yourself next time you meet someone if he's a quality person and whether you really want to be with him or if you simply don't want to be alone. Good luck!
perdix 31
Lots of women connect emotionally with the losers on Jerry Springer -- that's why he's so ******* popular.
iiTsAJ 5
Just put yourself out there. You'll find a nice, tall, and handsome cat someday.
corleon198425 22
This two shall pass
mk58 31
Which two?
Ruffclue 9
Try consulting your relationship with Dr.Phil
xStaciexLynnx 15
Ugh. I've been there. Terrible times. You'll find the right person eventually. ;-)
42istheanswer 27
At least your not connecting with the girls in the audience who flash Jerry. (;