Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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I was about to thumb you up, but then I saw the dreaded hashtag.
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Comments (100)
SkoomaKi 28
You Americans have Jerry Springer and Maury. In Britain we have Jeremy Kyle - it's mostly chavs and low-life's. I like watching American TV, it's so different!
randomkayx3 11
Exactly what I was thinking. "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! " -girl runs away crying hysterically-
NiecyLuv365 1
You going find someone one day.
perdix 31
Move to a classier trailer park :D You'll find a higher quality tattooed moron.
kaymi 17
Not promoting ho-baggery but I rather be on Maury.
Epsilonyx 15
Did your boyfriend turn out to have a ****** and was in love with your mother, too? :/
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Ohhhh lordyyyy
ayyemmcee 1
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
KatrinaKitten 16
Tom & Jerry's :)
mk58 31
Or maybe you just watch too much Jerry Springer?
Trisha_aus 15
Don't feel bad op! The women on jerry springer arent so bad..you'll find your Jerry soon
XtraEzeee 8
You've never seen Jerry Springer before have you?
Trisha_aus 15
Haha no..We get american shows here but haven't seen jerry springer..heard of it though..but really are the women that bad?