Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
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