Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, it's the tenth anniversary of me getting my driver's license. My record is perfect: no accidents, no tickets. Today is also the tenth anniversary of the last time I drove a car. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I spent an evening teaching my younger brother how to parallel park before his driving test. After an hour, he finally parked perfectly between two cars. I was so proud that I told him we'd nailed it. Then we noticed we were parked in front of someone's driveway. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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Top comments
Brittneyyyy 7
Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/
Meeshiaa 7
Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.
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Comments (190)
dillies 3
everytime I park perfectly I treat myself to a COOKIE, <3 and Im a man a manly man <3
twitch851 9
Is that why this comment has so many hearts? Yeah you'r a manly man. -_-
dillies 3
what manly man doesn't love cookies :)
YigalElohev 2
We all do! :D
reaper13_fml 0
it happens 2 all at times we just dont say it
Soliloquent 0
You have to enjoy the little things in life....lmao
penfoldsman 0
nothin wrong with that. not an FML
strawberrycancer 0
You're pathetic. :/
Zmeilerr 22
Atleast you're happy about it. Quit complaining
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
Today, I parked my car in the lines perfectly and I rejoiced for the job well done. Upon returning to my car, the cars on either side of mine parked over the lines. Leaving me no way to get into my car. FTW! :)
kindlystfupls 0
lol that actually happens way too much! I drive a small Focus and it seems as tho no matter how much room I leave on either side of me some twat is always parked so close to me I have to squish in. lol
lydever91 0
I drive a little Geo Prizm, and at the mall I had to get in the car through the passenger door because someone parked close, about an inch or two away from my car.
mdkarwandy 0
noob
Artanias 0
You people are nuts, nice parking is a perfectly good reason to get excited, i've had my license for 3 years and still get happy when i get it right on the first try!