Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, it's the tenth anniversary of me getting my driver's license. My record is perfect: no accidents, no tickets. Today is also the tenth anniversary of the last time I drove a car. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I spent an evening teaching my younger brother how to parallel park before his driving test. After an hour, he finally parked perfectly between two cars. I was so proud that I told him we'd nailed it. Then we noticed we were parked in front of someone's driveway. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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Brittneyyyy 7
Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/
Meeshiaa 7
Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.
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Comments (190)
sabrinabeana 0
me too! :)
coleyblack 0
it's nice to have something to look forward to. The FML here would be, "Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. Posted about it on FML, and then read the comments. FML."
whoopyouupsideyo 0
she must be a young asian girl. they get excited over small things.
ASA5G 2
Insert Woman Driver Joke Here.
1mpervious 0
who doesn't?
nana2255 0
me too ! :)
iamme216 7
haha i do this too! nothing really wrong with it.
MrsLockard10 0
I still do that and i've been driving for like, six years.... Sometimes its just the little things in life we accomplish that make us the happiest. :D If I were a man, i'd be happy to make it in the toilet every single time.
xxLauraSxx 4
...And this is why people think female drivers are awful. You make the rest of us look bad.
cleverbot 0
as a fellow washington resident, I can admit, I do the EXACT same thing. hurah! for small victories!!